nerkmid:

My Vietnamese friend got a call from his dad and they got in a really heated conversation in Vietnamese and then when he got off the phone he said “fuckin grown ass man can’t operate a motor scooter”

(via winwinsituasian)

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist, via vodkacupcakes)

"1. Get more sleep
2. Drink more water
3. Get more exercise
4. Read more
5. Get more organized
6. Clean more often
7. Explore more
8. Relax more
9. Have more patience
10. Be happy"

- (via frazzledfran)

(Source: wewillbefitandhealthy, via vodkacupcakes)